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Great news! Today my first two novels arrived from the printers! Look out for the PanMacmillan book launch - it looks like it will be on the 19th of August in Johannesburg at the Exclusive Books in Melrose Arch. Hope to see as many of you there as possible! Ekow
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Yesterday I purchased my first pair of cycling shoes with cleats. They look very smart, black and chrome and make me look like I know what I'm doing, which I don't. What the shop assistant didn't tell me was that they take a fair amount of getting used to. I liked the reassuring click they made when the shoes fastened themselves to the pedals. I could picture the Champs Elysée already and the finish line in front of me. But of course when I came to an intersection and had to stop, I couldn't get the blasted shoes off the pedals again. It was quite embarrassing to topple over in slow motion, several times I might add, with both feet bolted irrevocably to the pedals. The other thing the shop assistant told me was that when you fall, the shoes separate automatically from the bike. He made it sound like magic. Yeah right. There I was on the pavement, on the road, on the piste, with my feet tangled in the inner workings of the bike like we were part of the same evil organism. Then later that evening I spoke to Alex, a relocated Englishman and a competition grade cyclist to boot. Alex is the sort of Englishman who not only looks like he knows what he's doing, he really does know what to do. "You see those two screws on each pedal?" "Uh huh." I didn't want to admit that I'd seen the screws but didn't quite know what they were for. 'Just adjust them and you'll be ok.' There must be a life lesson in there somewhere but I'm much too sore to look for it. I suppose if I hadn't realised the countdown to my August book launch had begun, I was reminded of it yesterday morning when I went in for a photo shoot in Melrose Arch, Johannesburg. The photographer, Nicolise, blonde, petite and suspiciously happy for a cold winter's morning, carried with her a camera with a lens so big you could probably see distant galaxies through it. No wonder I felt intimidated. "Don't be," she said. "What?" "Intimidated." Then she crept forward, brandishing the camera lens in front of her, like a member of a SWAT team entering a dangerous 'situation'. "Just relax." My dentist says that too. In truth it wasn't that bad and by the end I'd even started to enjoy it. I haven't seen the pictures yet. But whatever Nicolise's technique couldn't fix - and she was very good - I'm sure Photoshop will do the trick. I was treated yesterday to Father's Day lunch at the Johannesburg Country Club in Auckland Park. It was supposed to be a secret but teenagers can't keep secrets. True to form, my children tied fire crackers to the poor creature's tail then booted the cat out of the proverbial bag. Anyway, it was a gloriously sunny day, with good food and a determined pianist tinkering away in the background. There's a family feel about the place and some of the staff have been there, I understand, all their working lives - which is a lot longer than I've been sat behind a desk. It really was a lovely afternoon. Thank you Bridget Yesterday, a group of men and women appeared out of nowhere in the field outside my house and begin singing and swaying like they were in church. It was over in less than 10 minutes and they dispersed as suddenly as they had come, each going their separate way. But for the few minutes while they were singing, the soaring a cappella melodies were wonderful to hear. Published in the Mail and Guardian, 17 April 2014. Go to link My very first encounter with God was a vicarious one and it was all because of my grandfather’s car. It was twice as long as the vehicle I drive now and black all over. It had round, red unblinking eyes for tail lights and twin fins that jutted aggressively out of the bodywork. What’s more it was American and this to a four year old boy in Accra, Ghana, gave it an added cachet. They didn’t have separate passenger and driver’s seats in those days. It was rather like someone had simply taken two leather sofas out of their living room and fitted them neatly inside the car, one behind the other. In time my grandfather's car grew old and cantankerous. It refused to start and sat glumly in the yard while we clambered over the seats and spun the wooden steering wheel this way and that until an aunt - why is it always an aunt? - shooed us away. My mother’s father, the proud owner of this magnificent bat-mobile, was a Methodist priest, the Right Reverend Moses Debrah. Looking back, it must have been largely due to Reverend Debrah's influence that I grew up in a house where religion loomed so large. My mother would sing hymns throughout the day and together with my father attended every bible study, leaders' meeting and fellowship group the Methodist church had on its calendar. So when one day my father in an uncharacteristically jovial mood asked me over lunch what I'd like to be when I grew up, I promptly said, “A priest!” His face darkened and while he didn’t quite say, “You stupid boy”, I knew I’d said the wrong thing. My mother was pleased however and chided my father to leave me alone. But my path was set. I became an engineer. Just like my father. So much for entering the priesthood. In the late eighties I went to the University of California Santa Barbara, undoubtedly one of the most beautiful campuses in the United States. It sits on the edge of the Pacific Ocean cradled by low hills and with turquoise lagoons snaking through the greenery. I was studying for a Masters in Engineering at UCSB and took a mandatory course in mathematics. While I’ve forgotten most if not all of the advanced mathematics I studied at the time, I do remember one thing: Once in a while when I'd be hunched over my desk, wrestling with arcane equations and even more obtuse formulae, something magical would happen. All of a sudden a breathtakingly simple and elegant solution would emerge and leave me feeling I had witnessed something divine. Emotive words Several years later when I started writing seriously, I experienced that all over again. Sometimes I would read a passage - more often than not something someone else had written - and marvel at how such an economy of words could convey such depth of emotion. One word more and the passage would teeter on the edge of verbosity, one word less and the entire meaning would be lost. At such times I felt as if the curtain to a mystical realm had been pulled briefly aside, allowing me to catch a glimpse of something majestic and true. I graduated from UCSB and reluctantly, I left Santa Barbara to prospect for oil in the North African desert. In Algeria I'd often drive for a day or more to get from from one oil rig to the next, a commute that gives perspective to my daily travel into the Johannesburg CBD. I can still remember waking up before dawn with the muezzin’s call to prayer hanging tantalisingly in the chill desert air. It was a hauntingly beautiful sound, utterly self assured and yet laced with anguish. And in those brief moments, I felt as if those words which I did not understand, had somehow opened a pathway to heaven. Months later two European colleagues would be captured and beheaded by Islamic insurgents. That was puzzling for how could the same God who led the muezzin to cry out so beautifully every morning also inspire other men to murder? I could almost hear my father say, “You stupid boy”. After a decade long sojourn in the oil fields, I stumbled into banking where I found myself crafting lengthy presentations to explain why equity prices couldn’t keep rising forever. This was in the wake of the financial crises when everything that could tumble did indeed do just that. Gallant fight My wife Thando took a tumble too and died after a gallant fight to live. She was exceedingly beautiful and overflowing with an irrepressible zest for life. I proposed to her in a hot air balloon and we were married in August 2009 on the lawn overlooking the Victoria Falls. She would want me to point out that we got married on the Zimbabwean side of the Falls. Thando was only 32 when she died. She had a rare condition which meant her body was grimly determined to get rid of her own liver. When she was first diagnosed late in 2010, we were told she had 5 years to live. 5 months later, that estimate had been cut to 2 years. It was as if someone was holding a stopwatch over Thando and the hands were turning faster and faster. On the 13th of August 2011 - I remember that was the day the premier league kicked off and we were both rabid Arsenal fans - Thando began vomiting copious amounts of clotted blood. This had happened several times before and indeed was a symptom of her condition. But it had never been this bad. In a frenzy I drove to the hospital in Morningside with Thando passing in and out of consciousness by my side. She almost died that night. Eventually they managed to stabilise her and in the morning one of the doctors - from his accent I think he was Russian - came to me with a proud grin and said, “It was like hole in hosepipe”. Since Thando’s liver wasn’t working, all the toxins in her body went straight to her head and made her delirious. It was heartbreaking to see the woman I loved having to be restrained in her bed to keep her from hurting herself. I was terribly impatient for her to be transferred to the Donald Gordon Medical Centre where she’d be on standby for a new liver. I couldn’t understand why it was taking so long. Thando did get to Donald Gordon two days later when a bed in ICU became available. That same afternoon, the transplant coordinator sat me down and told me in very sober terms that it might take a week to find a suitable donor. Or it might take years. What's more the chances of finding a suitable match for Thando were reduced even further because she had a rare blood group. It wasn’t unknown for patients to literally die waiting and without a new liver Thando had less than a month to live. Shadowy blur By now the hands of the stopwatch were spinning so fast they were a shadowy blur. I went home that evening to rest, my mind a jumble of thoughts and most of them fearful. I'd just lain down when the coordinator called me to say the unimaginable. They'd found a donor! The medical staff were astonished. I remember one of the senior surgeons saying to me, “Someone up there must love your wife.” Another asked me in amazement, “How did you do it?” I hadn’t done anything. All I’d done was to pray. But a man died that afternoon and his family kindly allowed his liver to be given to Thando. I’m very grateful for that. I signed the consent form that night in a small office adjacent to Thando’s bed. My mother who had put aside her intense dislike of flying to come over from Ghana was by my side. It was the 18th Of August 2011. It was a long operation - 6 hours or so - and I sat in the waiting room throughout the night. Around 3 in the morning one of the doctors came out to find me. He looked barely old enough to have a driver's license let alone assist in an operating theatre, and he said to me, “Your wife’s liver is in and it’s looking nice.” And he was right, it was looking nice. When Thando woke up she was completely different and glowed with an inner radiance. She didn't quite know what had happened and asked the nurses whether she'd had a baby. She still had her quirky sense of humour. Living with a transplanted organ is a delicate balancing act. On one hand you take medicines to suppress your immune system in order to prevent rejection of the transplanted organ. But those same drugs leave you open to the risk of infection which in turn requires more medication. I read all the material and went to the briefings on the do’s and don’t of caring for someone with a transplanted organ. Thando came home at the end of September with a sackful of medicines and was really getting better. She’d wear her face mask and take walks regularly and became a little stronger everyday. Then what we feared happened and in November she picked up an infection and had to go back to Donald Gordon. She never came home again. Organ failure Thando had a second liver transplant on the 13th of December 2011 and this proved to be one transplant too far. In early January her organs began failing one after the other. It was like watching dominoes fall in slow motion. She was pronounced brain dead on the morning my brother and his wife arrived from Singapore to be with us. By then all I was clinging to was hope. There was a mandatory 24 hour period before Thando's life support could be switched off, an expiry period of sorts for a miracle. The 24 hours came and went and when the doctor called me into her office, I was still hoping she was going to smile and say the dominoes had started to right themselves again. Instead she thrust a type-written paper across the narrow table and burst out crying. It was ironic that in the same little office where weeks before I'd signed the consent form to give my wife a chance of life, I was about to sign another piece of paper to take what remained of her life away. We gathered silently around Thando's bedside, me, her parents, her brother and sister, my brother and his wife. And her aunts. It was dreadful knowing, but yet not quite knowing, what to expect. It was all over in less than 2 minutes. A nurse drew the curtains shut and began to unplug hoses and flick switches and turn dials to the "Off" position. It was all rather workmanlike and reminded me of a plumber packing up his tools at the end of a busy day. Before long the gentle rise and fall of Thando's chest came to a stop and the cardiograph flatlined just like it does in movies. Except in this movie I wasn't going to go guns blazing after the bad guy, because the bad guy in my case was God. Friends and well wishers said to me, “You must accept what has happened. It's difficult, but you must accept.” This was usually said with a gentle hand on my shoulder and an earnest look that brooked no dissent. I heard this refrain so many times I wouldn't have been surprised if they'd rehearsed it. I would nod and smile thinly but I'd be fuming inside. Why on earth should I accept? I slipped into banking executive mode and demanded answers.. or else…. Amid the mourning I went home to Ghana to draw breath and a friend came - as friends do in Ghana - to my mother’s house to offer her condolences. I sat there on the green damask sofa with the faded fractal patterns and waited for her to begin. She sat at the other end of the sofa, too far away to lay a hand on my shoulder but close enough for me to see the sincerity in her eyes. 'No explanation' I expected her to spout a variant of the docile acceptance mantra I’d heard so many times before and in anticipation I arranged my features into the required look of understanding. But to my surprise she simply raised a finger in admonishment, looked at me and said, “God doesn’t owe you any explanation. None whatsoever.” I was taken aback at first because she wasn’t supposed to say that. She was supposed to play nice. Yet somehow those curt words highlighted the distance between me and God and slowly, I began to trust. The curtain to that magical place, the same one I’d glimpsed through advanced mathematics and in the pages of good writing, had once again been pulled aside. I felt a deep peace which mutated into a curious joy and over time added a dogged dimension to my faith. Now two years after Thando died I can look back and see an unbroken vista of love signposted by the oddest occurrences that I think point the way to someone out there looking out for me. With hindsight and despite my impatience, Thando was only transferred to the Donald Gordon when the donor was "ready" and not a day before. And then there was the time after her first organ transplant when I was short of forty thousand rand and a friend I saw only intermittently called me out of the blue to remind me of the money I'd entrusted to him almost two decades before in London. I admit it was very un-bankerlike of me to have forgotten and it took a fair amount of prompting from him before I remembered. And the amount? Forty thousand rand.
I also remember how the day before they switched off the machines, you could have stuck a pitchfork in Thando and she would not have responded. Then our priest came along and very gently made the sign of the cross on her forehead and her whole body shook violently. It was like she’d been shoulder charged by a Springbok. Gentle rain I remember too the gentle showers of rain that fell at each of the three memorial services we held for Thando, in Johannesburg, Bulawayo and Accra. Not during the service but literally within seconds of the priest uttering the closing blessing. And then a silver haired counsellor in Accra quietly explaining to me that Thando had simply gone over to a place where they communicated on a different frequency to us. (As an engineer, I got that.) And that frequency she said, was love. Then there was the sandalwood. As long as I can recall, I’ve had a fondness for its distinctive fragrance and its warm, rich and woody aroma. Some call it the divine essence but I didn’t know that then. But I remember how on my way back from Ghana, an intense smell of sandalwood enveloped me on the Gautrain only to vanish as suddenly as it had come. Weird? Definitely. I’m a different person now than I was before Thando died. I'm not as afraid as I used to be. A friend once said to me that the command repeated most often in the Bible is not "be good". It's not even as Google famously said, "don’t be evil". It’s actually, "don’t be afraid". Which of course is easier said than done. What works for me is to live a life of gratitude, gratitude for each moment and the opportunities that come wrapped with it. Not because our time here is short and I have to cram as much into my life before I die. That's just a foot race against a stopwatch that I'm bound to lose. And as I discovered with Thando, the stopwatch is rigged anyway. But being grateful, I find, takes the fear away like nothing else I know. These days I divide my time unevenly between banking and writing. (I think they get the equity story, I do different presentations now). But every now and then the curtain ripples and I glimpse an otherworldly beauty on the other side. And it tells me that everything is going to be alright. The kids and I were in Ghana this past weekend for my mother's 90th birthday party. James, my mother's driver, met us at the airport, white teeth flashing brightly in a charcoal face. He was very excited to see us and insisted he take us to the hotel. He didn't seem to understand that I wanted to see my mother first.
"But they said I must take you to the hotel!" "We'll go later," I replied gently. "But they said...." And so it went on in the airport car park until I managed to convince James that for once he needn't worry about the ubiquitous Ghanaian bogeyman, They. They know everything; who's sleeping with who and what was said in supposedly confidential ministerial meetings. They even know the real age of Michael Essien - the Chelsea, Real Madrid and AC Milan player. Jose Mourinho would understand. We got home from the airport after 11 pm to find an assorted troupe of relatives and well wishers, some of whom I was meeting for the very first time. Those would be Sophie’s friends from London. Sophie is my niece. They were playing soccer in the lounge with a small plastic ball that would have hurt their feet if they hadn't been wearing shoes. My father no doubt was apoplectic in his grave but my mother looked on bemused. This influx of people must have frightened Michael the houseboy terribly because he promptly absconded that very night. Clearly the prospect of having his chores multiplied by a factor greater than 10 - albeit for a brief period - was too awful to contemplate. Job interviews for domestic workers in Ghana can be surprisingly swift, surprising because of the comfortable air of lethargy that suffuses everything. In less than an hour after Michael's disappearance was discovered, a smiling man named Theophilus presented himself before my mother over breakfast. I liked him, it must have been the dark eyes in a worry free face. But in Ghana you can never tell. "How old are you?" my mother asked. "45." "And you want to sweep floors at your age?" This was the Ghanaian deference to age coming through. It's ingrained in us from the moment we're old enough to eat solid food and realize the choicest meats on the dinner plate are not meant for you. Theophilus looked puzzled and spread his palms to indicate age really was just a number. I liked him even more but in Ghana you really can't tell. I'd probably phone home in a month's time and find Theophilus had robbed my mother blind. "We don't want anyone with itchy fingers," my mother warned. Michael was already being castigated as the likely cause of all the items that had gone missing from the house over the past few months. The only thing left to do was to put up a "Wanted" poster and call up a posse on horseback. But Ghana is much too hot for such unbridled bursts of energy. Michael must have banked on that. "Do you drink?" Aunt Adjoa snapped at Theophilus. She's my mother's youngest sister and the stern one in the family. Theophilus paused a moment before answering. "As for alcohol, " he said, referring to it like it was a rather unreliable but well meaning acquaintance, "I only drink at funerals." He got the job. The day started off with a service for my mother at the Calvary Methodist Church. There is a section of Accra society for whom Calvary as it's affectionately called, is an immovable feature, looming large in every aspect of their lives. A clutch of black and white robed priests stood waiting in front of the altar, their faces quick to break into broad smiles to match the colorful sashes draped around their necks. I felt a lump in my throat as scores of hands stretched out in blessing towards my mother while the walls shook to the sound of a soaring hymn. My nephew, who'd come in from Michigan, delivered the opening address and spoke more eloquently than I ever could. He described my mother as an angel around whom other angels congregate. I thought that was very well put. I wish I'd said that. With the religious bit out of the way, it was on to the main event - a party for the Greatest Mother of All Time. It was held at the Labadi Beach Hotel, an establishment that seems to have been around almost as long as Calvary, and come to think of it, with much the same clientele. I'm always amazed by the subtexts that permeate Ghanaian life. We talk past each other with such ease and so often that the sub text becomes the text and requires an advanced degree in code breaking to understand it. Take my sister in law, a lovely Chinese woman from Singapore. As she has two little boys, she arranged a baby sitter to help her out at the party. Seeing how irrepressibly active my nephews are, I thought she'd have hired at least three baby sitters, one for each child and the third as back up for when one of them inevitably raised the white flag and collapsed in a swoon. Anyway... the baby sitter never showed up. Later that evening, my sister in law cornered her and asked where she'd been. "I was at the party,” the woman said simply, and she probably was. She'd probably started dancing and forgot why she'd come in the first place. Four hundred and fifty guests all dressed in white, in sharp contrast to the flock of black aproned waiters and svelte ushers. My cousin - the Organizer in Chief - held an impromptu cull right before the party started and had the ushers, all young women in clinging black dresses and vertiginous heels, line up in front of her. I was puzzled at her selection criteria and watched bemused as those who'd been voted out, pried their feet out of their heels and into ballet flats. They'd have been on my list any day of the week. Later it was explained to me that my mother and her sister, Auntie Adwoa, for a variety of reasons wouldn't have approved of them: a dress too short here, hair too risqué there or a neckline that came perilously close to a navel. I suppose that's the reason I wasn't the Organizer in Chief. I'm too easily swayed by flashy trinkets and not to mention flashing thighs. There were a number of highlights for me. One was the Hallelujah Chorus which was the accompaniment to the popping of champagne. We'd never rehearsed it - indeed Jerry the MC had only been roped in the day before when the original MC decided to delay his return from the US. That sort of thing happens often in Ghana. It went surprisingly well under Jerry's able direction and and the champagne surged out of the bottles as if on command, immediately Handel's final chord was struck,. Later, when the band was pumping, a friend ran up to me, breathless with excitement, "The old ladies,” he cried, "they're really dancing!" (Actually what he said and this is for those who grew up in Ghana, "The old ladies! They dey dance o!") I'll always remember that. The day ended with the die hards staking dogged claim to the dance floor. Chief among these were the teacher's from my mother's nursery school. As one, they shed their demure personas and transformed themselves into a shrieking flock, showing off aggressively suggestive dance moves. Now I won’t be able to look at them in the same way as they recite the 2x table. Later that evening I overheard my aunt muttering about the disgraceful manner in which some women had been dancing. It was clear she hadn’t seen the teachers. Somehow I don’t think the Greatest Mother of All Time would have been too bothered. Yesterday I signed a 3 book publishing deal with Pan Macmillan. The first two novels, Dying in New York and White Wahala come out in August this year and the third in 2015. Such a good feeling. Watch out for the book launch!
A few minutes ago I accepted a three book offer to publish from Pan Macmillan. It hasn't quite sunk in yet but I must say a heartfelt THANK YOU to all those who've encouraged me in multiple ways - big and very big (there's no such thing as a small encouragement) - over the years.
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