I tried one of the packets of bath salts from that charming little shop in Ubud, Bali. I came out of the bath feeling like I was doing the moon walk... on a cushion of air. It was very weird. But also very good.
We got back to find the maid (yes, the one who can't cook) had absconded. Here's an extract from my interview with a prospective candidate to fill the position. Juliet is Zimbabwean and was quick to point out that it's Juliet, "as in Romeo and Juliet".
Me: Its a three bedroom house
Me: There's the usual washing and ironing and cooking on occasion
Me: The dog will bite you